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BY CONNIE BAKER
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Evander Holyfield's Bone Crunching Breadmaker

Marvin Hagler's 'Marvelous' Toaster Oven

The Ray Mancini 'Boom Boom' Meat Tenderizer

Oscar De la Hoya Hot Enough For Ya? Steamer

Sugar Ray Leonard's Slam Man (tm) Garlic Press

Andrew Golata's Furious Flour Sifter

Lennox Lewis Deadly Dough Scraper

Thomas Hearns's 'Once is Never Enough'
Double-Boiler

Roy Jones Jr. Pin Back Your Ears Blender

Riddick Bowe Razor Sharp Bagel Slicer

Julio Cesar Chavez Salad Spinner

William Joppy No Escape Cheese Grater

Roberto Duran's 'No Mess, No Mas' Juicemaster

Larry Holmes Lemon Zester

Felix Trinidad Courageous Collander

Michael Grant Precision Pepper Mil

 


 



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