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BY BOBBY LOVE II
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I. ADULT CABLE SHOW IDEAS

1. Erotic Depositions
2. Dr. Scholl's Insoles Diaries
3. Alien Lust
4. Alien Lust II


II. NAMES FOR THE 2ND AVENUE SUBWAY STOP

1. The Deuce
2. Twofer
3. The Ass End of Houston


III. NEW PLAYS

1. Ianesco's The Bald Soprano, starring Philip Seymour Hoffman
2. Chekhov's Three Sisters, starring Philip Seymour Hoffman
3. Pinter's The Birthday Party, starring Philip Seymour Hoffman
4. Williams' Baby Doll & Tiger Tail, starring Philip Seymour Hoffman


IV. TEN TYPOS OR LESS

validilty
It's
consision
childern
It's
It's

offshot
Sunday, April 22
subustitions


V. OTHER NAMES FOR THE CLOTHING LABEL POPULARLY KNOWN AS DICKIES

1. Pussies
2. Prickies
3. Snatchies
4. Assholies
5. Go Fuck Yourselfies


 



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