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Copyright
All things published near McSweeney's will be copyright McSweeney's. All things published 'here' will be copyright the author, unless the author wishes McSweeney's to have the copyright. For details on what this means, please watch the Yankees game tonight and transcribe the announcement of the message regarding re-publication and re-broadcast of your program, but leave a blank at every instance of 'Major League Baseball.' Insert, mad-libs style, the author-person credited for what you have read. You may wish to make photocopies for additional pieces.

Frequency
McSweeney's is available all the time. During that time, we will include more, and hopefully better, things. Though we think some of what we have is pretty darn good already. We will do this as often as we can. When we can't, we wish we could, and hope that you understand. We know everyone hopes the best for us, and it is this promise that encourages us to continue.

Length
Things will be slightly longer than they appear. For those with relatively flat screens, things will be just about as long as they appear.

Design
Will be done by someone else.

Links
We will have no links, except for the links we have.

Archives
We have those, but they are small. This is one of the links we have, at the bottom of the page.

Proofreading
Will be done by a professional. They have promised to get back to us soon with corrections.


 



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