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author wishes McSweeney's to have the copyright. For details on what
this means, please watch the Yankees game tonight and transcribe the
announcement of the message regarding re-publication and re-broadcast
of your program, but leave a blank at every instance of 'Major League
Baseball.' Insert, mad-libs style, the author-person credited for what
you have read. You may wish to make photocopies for additional pieces.
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more, and hopefully better, things. Though we think some of what we
have is pretty darn good already. We will do this as often as we can.
When we can't, we wish we could, and hope that you understand. We know
everyone hopes the best for us, and it is this promise that encourages
us to continue.
Things will be slightly longer than they appear. For those with relatively
flat screens, things will be just about as long as they appear.
Will be done by someone else.
We will have no links, except for the links we have.
We have those, but they are small. This is one of the links we have,
at the bottom of the page.
Will be done by a professional. They have promised to get back to us
soon with corrections.