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Q: 0011001010011111010011011000111001100111
1100101010010111010010110111011101111011101
110110111011101110111100010100010101100?
A: 001011101010010100100011001000010111
0001101001001001100.

Q: 1101001110001101001110000101010111110001
1100001110101010001100010101010101011110001
00101100?
A: 1001011110.

Q: 1101001001110001011011000111011000010010
0111000100111000111000?
A: 11001001100010001.

Q: 1100010111010001011010100?
A: 11001101100110011001100100010000101111
01010010101010010100101010010010010000100
01011101000101010010010010001001000100101
1011010110100101011001001.

Q: 11001001000011000001111001111000000
11000?
A: Don't you think this is enough? Mine was silly, but this, this is excruciating.

Q: 00101010010010001001110010011010001100
10101110101011000010100100100111001100100
100100011100110001.
A: Don't get defensive, but you didn't even bother to do the translations. Mine can be read, at least.

Q: 11011101011100010001001100011111000001
10010101011101111010110101011010101011000
0010101101001.
A: Granted, but it didn't seem like a compelling enough idea to do out and do the research. This in an interview besides. People are only interested in the answers. If it makes you feel better, I did spend some time searching the web for a translation program.

Q: 1010001011010110001010001001.
A: I can multitask, and my oatmeal would have gotten cold had I waited.

Q: 010011010000101100100010010101110000000
01010111110001001000010010101.
A: I happen to think the readership finds it fascinating that I eat oatmeal. And it was your interview idea, not mine.

Q: 0010011100100001001.
A: 0010011100100001001, too.




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