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John Bunyan (author, 1628-1688)
Paul Bunyan (mythical American logger)


Aaron Copland (composer, 1900-1990)
Stewart Copeland (drummer/composer, b. 1952)


Damien Hirst (artist, b. 1965)
Patty Hearst (actress, b. 1954)


Gerald Ford (38th U.S. President, b. 1913)
Lita Ford ('Kiss Me Deadly', 1988)


Picabo Street (Olympic alpine skier, b. 1971)
Pikachu Street (Pokémon website, http://travel.to/pikachu)


Augusto Pinochet (Chilean military leader, b. 1915)
Bronson Pinchot (actor, b. 1959)


Britney Spears (singer, b. 1981)
Kosher Spears (Safeway, aisle 12)


Lever 2000 (soap product, 4 ounces)
Death Race 2000 (1975 film, 78 minutes)


Elizabeth Barrett Browning (poet, 1806-1861)
Mrs. Garrett browning ground beef (The Facts of Life, NBC, 1979-1986)





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