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BY SHERMAN McCOY


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1. Is, of course, Woolly.

2. Look strangely like muffins. Sheep Muffins. Now, isn't that a silly conceit?

3. Serve no purpose whatsoever.

4. Are, sadly, without love.

6. Five is missing.

There are others.





OTHER McSWEENEY'S STORIES
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Cafe Au Lait: Our Reporter Goes Undercover to Investigate the World of Coffee Slugs by Sam Smilbone
I Wish I Had Never Gone Through Puberty by Tara Wray
Suite Crimes Unit Under Fire by Ron Singer
New Titles and Synopses for the Next Five Gor Novels by Bart Locart
It's Monday and We're Desperate: An Exercise in Seeing How Far You Can Get by Simply Knowing Television Executive's Names; A: Not Far (NB: An Overly Long Title Doesn't Help, but Perhaps the Ironic Self-Reflexivity Will) by 'Jim' Slade



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