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OTHER McSWEENEY'S STORIES
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Suite Crimes Unit Under Fire by Rod Singer
New Titles and Synopses for the Next Five Gor Novels by Bart Locart
It's Monday and We're Desperate: An Exercise in Seeing How Far You Can Get by Simply Knowing Television Executive's Names; A: Not Far (NB: An Overly Long Title Doesn't Help, but Perhaps the Ironic Self-Reflexivity Will) by 'Jim' Slade
Dialouge Fourteen by Kim Granger
Capricious Savagery: The Last in A Series of Fables Involving Child Stars, Complete with Biblical Allusions by Ann J. O'Keene



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