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BY GABRIEL SWAN

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1. Pride - Put first things first

2. Envy - Think win/win

3. Avarice - Seek first to understand, then be understood

4. Sloth - Synergize

5. Wrath - Be proactive

6. Glutton - Sharpen the saw

7. Lust - Begin with the end in mind




OTHER McSWEENEY'S STORIES
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McSweeney's Has Taken McSweeney's Away from You
My Father, He Looks Like Lenny Strollo by Freddie Montgomery
I Hate to Bother You, Mr. Gergen, but Won't You Please Pull on My Feet a Little? by Harry J. Tipple
The Terms of Betrayal by Mad KS


 



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