P O S S I B L E
A C T I V I T I E S
BY SNOW FISHER
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The Ambrosial Undertaker
1. Imagine your ulcer is a rodent, an animal of some sort.
2. Do push-ups.
3. Ask the bartender to rate your face on a scale of 1 to 10.
The Effete Lineman
2. Imagine what it feels like to be torn into a hundred pieces.
3. Resent your friends for getting in the way of your record label,
and its several operations.
The Frustrated Miner
1. Make a life-drawing of Ted Koppel.
2. Consider reconstructive surgery.
3. Sew feathers and beads onto your bell bottoms, as this is a very
popular look right now.
The Arthritic Cheerleader
1. Allow your pet rabbit full run of the bedroom
2. Turn your underwear inside-out.
3. Ask your guru which is a better place for children: Box Elder or Traverse City.