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A Car Crash for the Ages by Anastasia von Beaverhausen (07/15/00)
Kids Help Pick Cool, New Color for Heinz Ketchup by Deb Magness (07/12/00)
Not An Interview with a Famouns Immunobiologist by Whtney Pastorek (07/10/00)
An Interview with Op Sail 2000 by Julian Kyd (07/04/00)
An Interview with the Proprietor by The Genome (06/24/00)
An Interview with the Genome by Robert Higginbotham (06/24/00)
We Have Seen the Future, and It is Humble: Surely Evidence of our End Times (We Don't Really Think So, but Want to Fan the Flames of Paranoia). And We Really Like These Long Titles. (06/21/00)
Big El, Little El by Leo B. (06/20/00)
An Conceit by Simons Manigault (06/15/00)
Some Superheroes by Dave Pepey (06/15/00)
Ben, We Hardly Knew Ye: A Fromage by Dan Vaden (06/12/00)
Undocumented from another time (06/11/00)
The Last Ten Minutes of Lunch: Sponsored by CDNOW by Patience Lee (06/11/00)
A Rumination, as You Might Expect by Junior Depasquale (06/09/00)
Not Separated at Birth by Sarah Mason and John Pull (06/09/00)
A Typical by Frank Mikus (06/08/00)
A Letter From the Editor by Harry J. Tipple (06/08/00)
A Box of Sheep by Sherman McCoy (06/07/00)
Found on the MTA by Roo Jobes (06/07/00)
I See Him Everywhere (Redux) by Amino Collusion (06/06/00)
Cafe Au Lait: Our Reporter Goes Undercover to Investigate the World of Coffee Slugs by Sam Smilbone (06/06/00)
I See Him Everywhere by Justin Inch (06/05/00)
I Wish I'd Never Gone Through Puberty by Tara Wray (05/25/00)
Suite Crimes Unit Under Fire by Ron Singer (05/24/00)
New Titles and Synopses for the Next Five Gor Novels by Bart Locart (05/23/00)
It's Monday and We're Desperate: An Exercise in Seeing How Far You Can Get by Simply Knowing Television Executive's Names; A: Not Far (NB: An Overly Long Title Doesn't Help, but Perhaps the Ironic Self-Reflexivity Will) by 'Jim' Slade (05/22/00)
Dialogue Fourteen by Kim Granger
(05/18/00)
Capricious Savagery: The Last in A Series of Fables Involving Child Stars, Complete with Biblical Allusions by Ann J. O'Keene (05/17/00)
Errata by Gerry Haslet
(05/16/00)
Recently, at the Biennial by Victor Marskell
(05/12/00)
You Can Go Home Again by Johann Livelb
(05/11/00)
A Note on the Type by Benjamin S. White
(05/08/00)
The 'I Love You' Virus: A PSA by James H.
Twinbein (05/05/00)
Seven Habits of Highly Effective Sinners by
Gabriel Swan (05/04/00)
McSweeney's Has Taken McSweeney's Away From
You (05/02/00)
My Father, He Looks Like Lenny Strollo by Freddie Montgomery (05/01/00)
I Hate to Bother You, Mr. Gergen, but Won't
You Please Pull on My Feet a Little? by Harry J. Tipple (04/28/00)
The Terms of Betrayal by
Mad KS (04/27/00)
12 Minutes Over Reykjavk by Sarah Mason and John Pull (04/25/00)
Via Dolorosa; System: AD&D: Category,
Historical by Mario Moscalini (04/24/00)
Possible Activities by Snow Fisher
(04/21/00)
It Struck Me on the Down Escalator at the
Mall. by Tess Robinson (04/19/00)
Rejected Titles for this Piece by W. Ng
(04/17/00)
Mad Libs: A Primer by Dan Vaden (04/14/00)
Recent Dreams. by Trauss Santoro
(04/13/00)
Oh, David Gergen, David Gergen! A Refraction. by Roger Tichborne (04/12/00)
An Amerian (Subsidiary) Tragedy by C.C.
Baxter (04/11/00)
How Do I War Thee? Let Me Count the Ways by
Lavage Scarliotti (04/07/00)
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